I "HEART"...

So... I'm at work and we got a gift basket of cookies. We are now a select store that sells "ASSETS" undergarments. Body shapers and circulation ending panty hose. Yep, the stuff that you take off and they squeal and run in fear to the nearest corner.

The cookies were custom made and kinda cute - red stillettos, shopping bags and these round ones that say I heart my assets.

Well, I took a bite and ate the s off...and then I looked at it and said...OK LETS HAVE SOME FUN AT WORK....

I bit off the "et" part and then I giggled like a 10 year old boy making fart noises. My cookie said
I HEART MY ASS

My boss even had a giggle.

Well I do love my ass

I think it's a nice ass

I think others like my ass too.

all in a days work....

Cake Eater...

I will preface this rant by saying I know that politics and sex follow hand in hand. The sex-capades that go on in DC is amazing. More crazy sex goes on in Washington than anywhere else. It's the whole power and sex thing...and well, good for them.
BUT THIS HAS OVERSTEPPED EVEN THE MOST DECADENT AND TAWDRY OF ESCAPADES

I have one thing to say...
remember that scene in High Fidelity where Liz (Joan Cusack) walks into the record store and looks at Rob( John Cusack) and says
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

well...that's about how I feel.

First...I believed. I like the man - or should I say liked.
Second...You picked a bleach blonde with a wispy feathered hair cut. (um...when girls in Durand have this hair do...I run away. Shit...look at the pearls. She doesn't even ear a decent set. I have two very nice sets...BTW. As my gramma said - you either have class or you don't. Guess which one Miss Hunter falls under?!? The bitch looks like she's trying too hard.)
THIRD and the BIGGEST one...
YOUR WIFE HAS CANCER AND DOESN'T HAVE MUCH LONGER TO LIVE
She took fertility drugs to birth you a wonderful family. She gave up much of her life for you to pursue your dreams. She believes in you. She has stuck by you.

You motherfucker.


Yes, I would have voted for him.
Yes, I think he is devistatingly handsome and if he would have been in office, I know he would have aged very well

Damn...damn ...damn

You really fucked up, John.

And you know...I'm thinking Bill Clinton wasn't so bad after all.

it could happen...

You know... knitting is a wonderful form of meditation.
I also had a friend that used to tell me to get my mind off of things, I should put on some porn. No one can keep their mind on anything when porn is on...

so, If I should put on some porn ( ROCCO!!!) and knit, would I be suddenly placed into an altered state that transcends time and space and I would be one mello mama

YOU TELL ME!?!?!