Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Cake Eater...

I will preface this rant by saying I know that politics and sex follow hand in hand. The sex-capades that go on in DC is amazing. More crazy sex goes on in Washington than anywhere else. It's the whole power and sex thing...and well, good for them.
BUT THIS HAS OVERSTEPPED EVEN THE MOST DECADENT AND TAWDRY OF ESCAPADES

I have one thing to say...
remember that scene in High Fidelity where Liz (Joan Cusack) walks into the record store and looks at Rob( John Cusack) and says
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

well...that's about how I feel.

First...I believed. I like the man - or should I say liked.
Second...You picked a bleach blonde with a wispy feathered hair cut. (um...when girls in Durand have this hair do...I run away. Shit...look at the pearls. She doesn't even ear a decent set. I have two very nice sets...BTW. As my gramma said - you either have class or you don't. Guess which one Miss Hunter falls under?!? The bitch looks like she's trying too hard.)
THIRD and the BIGGEST one...
YOUR WIFE HAS CANCER AND DOESN'T HAVE MUCH LONGER TO LIVE
She took fertility drugs to birth you a wonderful family. She gave up much of her life for you to pursue your dreams. She believes in you. She has stuck by you.

You motherfucker.


Yes, I would have voted for him.
Yes, I think he is devistatingly handsome and if he would have been in office, I know he would have aged very well

Damn...damn ...damn

You really fucked up, John.

And you know...I'm thinking Bill Clinton wasn't so bad after all.

1 Comments:

Blogger Beth said...

(I think I lost my original comments in the log-in mix up)

When I first saw that lady, I thought she was Dina Lohan.

Take your punches, Edwards - it's now SO much worse now that you spent all that time denying it.

8:33 AM  

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