Underneath it all...

gives new meaning to "granny panties"
There are days for tighty whiteys and then there are days for tap pants...
And nothing is nastier than an ill-fitted thong.
Show me a granny with these little numbers and I'll betcha she's a happy gal with spring in her step and a story to tell...if she's a lady that tells, that is.
You can't judge a book by it's cover and you can't judge a person by their underwear...