Flashbacks from the 80's

I switched from MGD to Bud

Well...break out the acid wash and wait....is that the faint smell of Drakkar Noir?!?!?
My tongue is firmly planted in my cheek and when I go out and about and see this...it takes all of me not to just get so viciously catty when I do. I gave up on the 80's so long ago. I don't know this guy but I see so many of them...and it scares me. The mullet will not die, nor will some fellas ideal of "back in the day". I often wonder... underneath it all, is there a mullet man lurking inside every guy.
"But Wait ....Duuuuude!"
No way dude! I hope not.