Achoo!

Need I say any more?

Up with Sudafed in the morning.
Down with Benadryl at night. You'd think I was f'ing Judy Garland! I'd like my eyes to look like I haven't been smoking bad pot or my nose running like I've snorted a line.

Yes, I'm looking like an addict courtesy of mother nature. Shit Bitch! Knock it off. I have never wanted cold weather to come so badly. Freeze and then just stay mild. Then those of us with seasonal allergies would be a bit more happy and healthy and looking less like someone in need of a trip to Hazelden or "the Betty".