What the ?!?

HOW DARE "MY PEOPLE" band together with her. NO MORE Swedish Vodka, aquavit, or... heaven forbid, homemade lefse.

I think I might embrace my French ancestry for a bit. Or at least until the election is over. They have a HOT First Lady (and she even kissed Eric Clapton a time or two - if that's what you want to call it!), wonderful fashion and art, and creme brulee. And don't forget champagne.

Viva la France! I'm gonna put away my clogs for a while...and break out my Louie!