Saturday, June 09, 2007

THE FEMALE SURVEY

THE FEMALE SURVEY
1. What color is your bra?depends on the day and the mood…. But always feminine
.2. Do you ever lie about your age?Nope…I look mighty young for my age.
3. Do you prefer "sensitive boys" or "tough guys?YES
4. Do you prefer blonde or dark haired guys?I have always preferred dark haired boys.
5. Are you currently single?nope
6. What have you done in your past that you regret?To quote Beth Orman….”Regrets are just lessons we haven’t learned”
8. Do you have a guy best friend?Yep…Mark
9. What do you want to be when you grow up?Why do I have to grow up?
10. Have you ever kissed two people in one night?Oh my! Yes. I have.
12. Who was the last person you hugged?My dad
13. Have you ever had your heart broken?YES. I have stock in spackle. I’m fine now. Heart is strong. Heart is much smarter now too.
14. Have you ever thought about having plastic surgery?Yes. Only for a moment though.
15. Have you ever wanted someone but you knew you couldn't have them?Yes. A long story. Rather not go there.
19. Do you shop at hollister?NO, but I can smell one a block away.
20. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?Yes. And that is an interesting story.
21. Has one of your friends ever stabbed you in the back?Yes. Why are these questions so angry
22. Do you forgive and forget?Forgive, but never forget.
24. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?girls
25. How long have you had myspace?A year? Don’t know
26. Have you ever skipped school? Yes. Shame on me.
27. Has anyone ever cheated on you?Yes
28. Have you ever cheated on a someone?
How technically is it when someone is cheating on you first?
30. What is one of your biggest fears?
Bigfoot
No money
Getting hit with a lupus flare
32. Has anyone close to you ever passed away?Yes
33. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?Yes
34. Have you ever not been able to get someone out of your heart?Yes
35. Do you believe in the saying "once a cheater, always a cheater"?yes and leopards don’t change their spots.
37. What color are your underwear?pink
39.What do you think of this survey?whatever
40. Have you ever had a good feeling about something and it turned out you were right?yeah
41. Have you ever slept, not like that..just slept in the same bed with one of your best guy friends?Yes
43. Do you ever wish you were famous?yes, but at what cost.
44. Do you ever wish you were a boy?sure…being a girl is tough stuff.
45. Do you ever hear a song that reminds you of an ex' and you think of all the good times you had?
Music is a total neumonic device. I hear music all the time that reminds me of someone or something.
46.Do you think any men will open this just because it's labeled "The Female Survey"?
go for it fellas!

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